Jul 18, 2009
Jul 17, 2009
TRASHFORMERS 2 (2009)
I guess there can be worse ways to blow 150 minutes of your life, but my winner so far has been having to watch the latest Transformers movie. A lot of people have been saying that the director Michael Bay is more like Michael Gay for having made this movie - but I beg to differ. I think he has done a great job of proving that movies today are retarded.
Let's start off by comparing this to the original Transformers cartoons of the 80s. (Q.) How true is the movie to the classic cartoons? (A.) It isn't. Except Optimus Prime has the same voice actor. I'm sure that counts for something.
Another thing that reminds us of the cartoons is where in one scene, Optimus even transforms into a trailer truck - but that's an off-screen transformation scene and we only hear some sound-effects but don't see the transformation sequence. This is probably because the producers spent more money on filming scenes of a couple of dogs making out. No, I'm not talking about Shia and Megan.
Instead of complaining about how much this movie sucks, I'm just going to ask you to avoid it. Unless you're an r-tard, in which case you should totally watch it 10 times and tell everyone how awesome it is and how you're going to watch it again. But wake up: this is as close as you'll ever get to Megan Fox.
Score: A for Absolutely F'ing Gay
Mash - July '09
Let's start off by comparing this to the original Transformers cartoons of the 80s. (Q.) How true is the movie to the classic cartoons? (A.) It isn't. Except Optimus Prime has the same voice actor. I'm sure that counts for something.
Another thing that reminds us of the cartoons is where in one scene, Optimus even transforms into a trailer truck - but that's an off-screen transformation scene and we only hear some sound-effects but don't see the transformation sequence. This is probably because the producers spent more money on filming scenes of a couple of dogs making out. No, I'm not talking about Shia and Megan.
Instead of complaining about how much this movie sucks, I'm just going to ask you to avoid it. Unless you're an r-tard, in which case you should totally watch it 10 times and tell everyone how awesome it is and how you're going to watch it again. But wake up: this is as close as you'll ever get to Megan Fox.
Score: A for Absolutely F'ing Gay
Mash - July '09
Jul 5, 2009
Turkish fighting game featuring Cüneyt Arkın: Star of Turkish Star Wars
This is Violence Fight-levels of awesome.
Jul 4, 2009
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