Yeah, so it's been awhile since I posted on the Ripcord Gogger, school and other engagements have kept me away from my secret love.
So here are some reviews!
District 9- HOLY ZEN this movie rocked harder than Dinosaur Hitler vs. Kenshiro and Golgo 13!! I mean, ask yourself...why would Wikus have sex with a FOOKING CREATURE!? Also african warlord gets his head asploded with a electro-prong. This movie has the Tokaro Seal of Approval stamped on it about 30 times over. 10/10
GI Joseph The Rise of the Mummy-........No comment. They played Boom Boom Pow at the end credits so that pretty much sums up the experience. 4/10
Mass Effect- I'm sure I've reviewed this before but I recently beat it again, Mass Effect was an amazing game with some slight issues THE MAKO *ahem* that would cause some jarring issues, it was a gripping experience and I cried with tears of joy when Captain Anderson laid out Ambassador Udina with one pawnch. Very moving in the manliest of ways. Also I was gunning to get it on with Liara however Ashley aka RACIST McHILLBILLIE came on to me and raped me in the Normandy bathroom. 9/10
Batman Arkham Asylum- A very fun game with great stealth puzzles, cool challenge rooms, great dialogue and voice work and incredibly lame repetitive and uncreative boss fights. 7.5/10
Obese Dutchess- It's ok, pretty fun, feed the lady some CAKE! 7/10
Katamari Forever demo- ............OBHJKFVAJIDBHAKHDALBHDLABHDLABLDBAKXB
It's Kirr or be Kirred.
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