The Worst of 2009

Man, someone else write an article already! I'm keeping this sucker alive. I'm sure Badmash is planning on firing my black ass for being far too pretentious the last couple of articles so I'm gonna take a page from his book.

2009 was the year that gave us greats like Uncharted 2: Among Thieves and Black Dynamite But here are some of my worst experiences of the 2009. Discuss.

1. Best Worst Game: Bionic Commando(360/PS3) Swinging is fun and it has Mr. Steve Blum in ti but they really screwed up on some fundamentals. For one, the shooting sequences tend to be junk food garbage. The good folks at Grin also made Nathan Spencer a whiny bitch. "5 YEERS OF MY LIFE, JOE! YOU SAT BEHIND A DESK!!" This is not the Rad I grew up with. Needs moar sunglasses! Could have been awesome, ended up boring.

2. Worst song of 2009: Poker Face, Lady Gaga is an attention whore.

3. Worst movie on Blu-Ray of 2009: The Spirit, someone give Frank Miller his medicine. Why did I buy this you ask? Never forget, that's why.

4.Best Worst Comic Ever: All-Star Batman and Robin, Frank...medication but meh, Jim Lee is a damn fine artist.

5. Worst comic I read: Megatokyo Vol.5 WHINY PANDERING FRED-CHAN!

6. Least enjoyable movie experience at someone elses home: Push

7. Biggest gripe of 2009: My classes at the college, doin' nothin'

8. Most boring cartoon of 2009: Up...YEAH I SAID IT!

9. Worst TNA moment: Booker T in general

10. Worst DISSIDIA FINAL FANTASY moment: The entire thing