Jan 15, 2009

Nuclear Piledriver


Yo, Tokaro here and ready to share his day with you. After a rousing day of HD Remix, I tried to replay good ol' 3s, wasn't happening apparently. So, I guess I'm a little rusty at the old Third Strike, given the growing popularity of Street Fighter IV ( such as the AI ranbats), is 3s going to DIE!?

I am very scared that my favorite game in the whole world has finally reached the climax of it's life, que sara sara I suppose but I'll miss such moments as that broken Chun and Yun dominating the game...wai-WAIT!! No I wont! This may be a good thing after all! 3s has lived a full life and now it can finally get some well deserved rest. However no Dudley in IV pisses me off to no end.






















Another note is the new black guy in FF XIII seen above, apparently this is astounding because no one remembers Barret from FF VII. Oh right! All the FF VII haven't ever actually PLAYED THE GAME!!!!!! But yeah this guy has a fabulous afro and looks like Richard Pryor AND is dating the protagonist! Eh? EH!? White women!? He hangs out with a baby chocobo! EH!? FRIED CHOCOBO!?!?!? As a black male, I am delighted at how awesome this guy is and offended at how big of a stereotype he happens to be. All and all, he's Nomura's best design ever and I mean come on, Nomura is about as bad as Falcoon so this dude is impressive.

This guy got me interested in FF XIII again, I hope he's on the cover. I pray to god that he's on the cover, I can't wait to get this dude in my party. This is all because of Obama btw. I know it is, Japan barely knew what black people were until Obama Giga Drill Breaker'd McCain.

Also Kotaku said he's the first playable black guy since Barret. What about KIROS! He was stylish! He was like, the Prince of the Final Fantasy universe. The artist formerly known as Kiros. Hopefully this Sahz Katsroy gentleman says DAAAAAAAAAAAYM! at least once.

The Final Fantasy XIII demo comes with Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Complete on Blu-Ray so if you have a PS3 and have an interest in zipper guns and black dudes, import that dawg!

Also this.



This has been your president, John Henry Eden saying America will live and black guys in my JRPG's.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh gawd, KFC KENTUCKY FRIED CHOCOBO. make colonel sanders playable plz k thx.

Funky Strong said...
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Funky Strong said...

Man, is that really a pic of a Final Fantasy 13 character? That's like the only SQUARE EUNUCHS male character that doesn't look the hottest chick in the world.

SKN could learn a few things from people who make fighting games with guys who don't look like hot chicks.

Anonymous said...

haha word. and p.s. did i miss something here!