Ripcord Gogger: Will.I.Am vs The Jumping Wolf-Man

So I saw Australian Actors Origins: HUGH JERKMAN yesterday and I was pleasantly surprised....pleasantly surprised WITH THE LEVEL OF SUCK!!!! I mean jeez, they should have just called the movie, lets ruin all of the Wolverine, X-Factor and Deadpool comics you ever read and make Emma Frost a teenager and NOT EVIL and then pull a Battle Arena Toshinden and use the old "I know all of your techniques" gimmick at the end.

Sure is NOT DEADPOOL in here!!

Yeah, Deadpool was a massive disappointment to say the least. For one, he came off as basically sword wielding Will Ferrel in his demeanor and yet they didn't give the viewer enough time with this new and awful Deadpool to get used to him or even like him. He was in the movie for a good 10-20 minutes, disappears then reappears as the main baddie in the final fight scene. Also, Deadpool doesn't have Baraka arms, why didn't they just forge adamantium katanas!? That would have been ok, even sort of neat! But NOOOO! We made him a multi-power using douchebag with a stitched up mouth and Baraka claws.

Look comics are make believe and all but I mean come on, at least respect someone elses character enough to not butcher them to an insane degree. I know it's an adaptation and all and these kids today (like the double collared frat boys sitting in front of me during this movie) can't expend too much time trying to get the story but jeez! JEEZ! Deadpool isn't complicated!

Guy has cancer, guy gets surgery, healing factor regresses cancer, guy breaks fourth wall alot. The End.

But no, nonono, that's too much. Lets make him Ryan Reynolds instead.

I hated Ryan Reynolds in Blade 3 and I really hated him in this but at least he wasn't a vulgar ****head in this movie.

Hugh Jackman the Movie 2/10, I should have called this I get mad at how bad Deadpool is The Review.