Balthier: Hey dud, you don't look like a pre-teen to me. Ash: I guess this means he's not qualified to be our leader.
Vaan: Very funny you @#%$, but I'm not a guy.
2. The main NPC must be an excessively powerful knight when the CPU is playing him. But when he becomes playable, he loses all his powers and totally sucks. (Now you only use him to draw the boss' attacks.)
3. The healer carries a staff / wears glasses / carries a staff and wears glasses, and is the game's biggest pain in the butt to level up.
4. The final boss always has a healing part + a respawning part + an instant kill.
5. The world-map is an excuse to save and quit the game.
6. Remember, there's a HUGE difference between dungeons and random battles.
7. NOT!
8. The 'new engine' is the same old turn-based system, with different graphics.
9. Just throw in some beeps & boops, but make sure you write "music by Nobuou Uematsu".
10. Paint and paste a single-color image behind the logo of your game, otherwise it won't be an RPG.
11. Make sure the intro CGI is one billion times better than in-game graphics.
3 comments:
My favourite RPG is Disgaea because it's 100% grinding.
I really enjoyed Disgaea 2 because my strongest character is a Prinny called T.HAWK Jr, and I haven't bothered playing that game for 2 years.
Disgaea 3 came out and apparently the main character is a troll named Nike who wants to become a bigger troll. These a succubus with big tits so I'm in.
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