identity crapsis

thanks to all these free unlimited email services (all 3 of them), life's actually become more confusing and terrifying.

i have a one-track mind that can't keep track of whether someone has a Yahoo! or Hotmail or Gmail address. not to mention the problem with remembering whether someone has an UNDERSCORE or a DOT or a DASH or some other NORSE CODE in the middle of their name.

and why does everyone have to have different ID's for different places? like, why do you have to have a different name for Yahoo!, a different name for AIM, a different name for Message Board #1, a different name for Message Board #2, a different name for email, different name for Fartbook etc.

like, do you have a different name for everytime you walk into Walmart. and maybe a different name when you go to the 7-11. a different one for work. a different one when you go take a shower. maybe a different name for your girlfriend, and a different one for your boyfriend.

(well i guess the last one's okay if you're Miss LeLaunch.)