COBALT REIGN (now correctly typed) makes his first BLAG POACH.

And describes his gripes with GUILTY GEAR XX ACCENT CORE within!

Now this is the only GUILTY SMEAR game I have ever owned and played seriously. I played the others a little and thought they were fun.

But I thinks that GUILTY SMEAR has too high of a EXECUTION CURVE to be very fun. I pick PINK X BUTTON SLAYER and just get in and build meter with all his "high priority safe on block kick pokes imo in the butt." I also fool around with stuff like DANDY STEPS, instant air dashes, and teleports IMO. When I have A QUARTER METER .2999 seconds later, I keep doing that except now I fish for a COUNTER HIT and chomboe into BIG BAWNG YUPAHCAT (but SLAYER says something like "BEIJING"), then do something like 2H JUMP 5K 2K 5D to feenish into a knock down imo.

When I do that I'm all "Yeah, this game rox, 29.99 seconds in and I did a FIFTY PERCAN'T DAMAGE CHOMBOE imo! Lovely stuff!"

But then I switch to somebody like DIZZY or EDDIE or AXEL ROW THE GUY FROM GUNZ AND ROZEZ imo and then I can't do any good chomboes with doing DORK ROMANCE CANCELZ I copied from INTERNET.COM (plagiarsing ButtMash proudly imo). These are hard and are too time consuming to learn cuz you have to press three buttons in like two frames.

But then there's POKEMONKIN and he's really rad. He's the tolkien FITAN GAME BIG BLACK DUDE except he's bigger and blacker and duder than all the other ones, but his SPLEENING PILE DLIVAL lacks the spinning. He has a cheap chomboes like 2S 2H DP H MASH HCB H. His 2H pulls you in on hit and block for him to do a NON-SPINNING PILE DRIVER. Can you believe how cool that is? Except the problem with him is that you have to a DORK CANCEL on an exact frame of his NSPD. Also someone on INTERNET.COM said that he has a HEAD SLIDE TRAP but I never learned of it imo.

So in my honest fact, GUILTY GEAR XX ACCENT CORE is a SOLID FITAN GAME as long as you pick PINK SLAYER. SLAYER is a really nice gentleman who reminds me of ROGER SMITH from BIG O, the best BATMAN GIANT MECH ANIME to ever be made (aka best anime).

BTW, rate my first blog post out of 29.99. IMO I capitalized all my PROPER NOUNS like the TEAM T.HAWK JR does. Do I get to be a memver imo?